You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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