This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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