My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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