You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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