dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
