I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Send help, water and tortillas.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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