if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's official drugs can't kill me
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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