I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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