I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize