don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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