she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize