I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You've changed since you got that strap on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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