The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
cat food counts as protein by the way
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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