that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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