I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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