Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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