I'm jealous of your bromance
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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