butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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