Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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