Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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