we made out on top of his cat.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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