is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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