I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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