dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
