So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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