saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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