O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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