we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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