I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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