why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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