I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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