Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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