no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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go home
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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