12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think my moral compass just broke
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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