wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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