Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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