Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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