so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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