what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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