she was so not down for the gang bang
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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