She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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