wanna go halves on a baby?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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