i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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