wake up i wanna do it froggy style
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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