So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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