Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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