I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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