Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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