just come out here and I will go home with you...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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