Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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