i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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