you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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