I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
