On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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