That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
the night ended with taco bell and tears
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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