Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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