you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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